10 things you should know

1 ) The soap you use

2 ) The capital of the country you live in

3 ) Whether the country you live in is a republic or not

4 ) The difference between pink and purple

5 ) How your boss likes his coffee

6 ) How many girls you wanted to screw

7 ) When you last drank Heineken beer

8 ) When you first fell and broke something

9 ) What is the shortest way from home to a Heineken beer ( in case you don’t have any left in the fridge )

10 ) That Barack Obama is black